OK, SERIOUSLY FOLKS! HELP!!!!!
Well, if you really need help, don't ask here. Go over
to whatever group is appropriate for what you are adminning
and ask there.
Sounds like you want the Warez-net. Here are a list of some participating
Serious info about being a sysadmin
These places also have a good collection of gifs.
(You need to log in with _your own_ name and password)
For more information, look at the Warez-Net home pages at