A detailed index of the FAQ
About the group
- What is alt.sysadmin.recovery?
- Notes on reading ASR
- Special note RE: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
- What is not welcome on alt.sysadmin.recovery?
- What does BOFH mean? How about LART?
- Where can I find the BOFH?
- The BOFH hierarchy
- Official ASR mottos
- Hail Eris! Sysadmin Religion
- Official anagrams of ASR.
- Songs to drink to
- Man pages
- ASR organizations
- So what's with the INTJ and stuff?
- I hate this group! Where do I complain?
- ASR Luser of the year
About our fine profession
- I want to be a sysadmin. What should I do?
- So, I've just "volunteered" to be a sysadmin. What do I do?
- Where do sysadmins rank as a profession?
- How are new sysadmins made?
- What's a typical day in the life of a sysadmin?
- Why can't I find my sysadmin?
- What sort of music does sysadmins listen to???
Our little friend, the computer
- Are there any OSs that don't suck?
- How about any hardware?
- Just HOW MUCH does this system suck?
- Where can I find cluefull tech support?
- What can I do to help my computers behave?
- What's with the AOL disks?
- What can I do with all these CD Roms?
Our big headache, the lusers
- Where can I find stories about the little bastards?
- I'm work for tech support. Where can I find cluefull customers?
- General luser interaction
- What is the best way to deal with lusers?
- Revolvers, cyanide and high voltages:
The pros and cons of various luser education strategies.
- How can I clean up the mess made by a
lusers brain splattered across a monitor?
- What is the penalty for murdering a luser?
- How much should I charge for holding their hands?
Dealing with being a sysadmin
- Caffeine and other Recreational Pharmaceuticals
- The excuse server
- The insults server
- Should I slit my wrists across or downwards?
- Sysadmin tools
- Psychiatric assistance
OK, seriously folks! HELP!!!!!
- Serious info about being a sysadmin
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