Detta lilla småroliga mail fick jag av Mika, vilket visar likheter mellan droger och datorer:
[From a friend who got it from a friend who got it from a friend]
Drug dealers:

Refer to their clients as "users".

"The first one's free!"

Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).

Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag", "E".
 

Realize that there's tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old market.

Job is assisted by the industry's producing
newer, more potent mixes.

Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
 

Their product causes unhealthy addictions.

Do your job well, and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.

    Software developers:

Refer to their clients as "users".

"Download a free trial version..."

Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).

Strange jargon: "SCSI", "RTFM", "Java", "ISDN".

Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.

DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.

Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!


Källan...
Sauna

SWIMMING POOL

14 maj kl. 18.00 i Collegium, Mjärdevi.

Kesän kunniaksi olemme varanneet Collegiumin uimaosaston uima-altaineen, saunoineen ja höyrysaunoineen. Ota vain mukaasi pyyhe ja uimahousut/-puku!     Som en trevlig avslutning på detta läsår har vi bokat Collegiums badavdelning med badbassäng, bastu och ångbastu. Ta med dig handduk och Baddräkt/badbyxor!

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Finska
Mika Kelja (d94mikke@und.ida.liu.se)